i should have been a
When Don 'Hypo' Colandri disappears on his way to a static's exam he is translated into outer space. There he becomes a pawn in the cosmic war between the lovely witch Nellie Watt and the Time Lords. His three roommates of Room 8, Myron 'MT' Thompson, Saul 'Psycho' Griffin and Peter 'Slick' Bellos do the only natural thing. The three schemers lie and say Don was kidnapped by a Satanic cult so they can make money and score chicks. But when the real Satanists show up trouble begins. In a book that will make you laugh and cry and laugh some more. Find out why you too should say "I Should Have Been A Rock Star".